4. The Broken Speedometer
Complex Says: “Oh my god! Seriously? My speedometer said I was only going four mph over.” Admitting that you were speeding a little will make you seem less like you're full of shit. Claiming this in a 2013 Mercedes S-Class with 17 miles on it will really, really make you seem like you're full of shit. The trick here is to be driving an old Daewoo that's only riding on space saver spare tires, has a Wal-Mart bag for a rear passenger side window, and an old sawed off chair leg for a shift knob.