9. Piggyback on the Unintended Acceleration Scandal

Complex Says: We know that the vast majority of unintended acceleration cases were caused by people who got the pedals in their car confused. But the average state trooper doesn't know this. When you see the cop pull out from behind you, start accelerating more and then shift into neutral, give it a ton of gas and come to a stop. Once you stop, turn off the car quickly and get ready to say, “I'm just so happy I didn't hit anyone.” Note that getting a tow truck to make your story seem believable might cost more than the ticket, if you don't have some sort of car club membership.