1. Have Breasts. Nice Ones

Complex Says: We all know this, but it bears repeating. If you have a fine-looking woman in the passenger seat, switch seats with her and unbutton the top few buttons of her shirt. Breasts = male sympathy and affection. The cop knows that his chance of hiding his sausage there is already rather low, but he also knows that giving the sad-looking girl with the perky-looking fun bags a ticket for a few Benjamins will make his chances nose dive to zero immediately.