If we tried to get into a nightclub and Melissa Riso (@RealMelissaRiso) was the bouncer, we'd laugh. Actually, we'd probably try to get her number first and then we'd laugh. But, the funny thing is that recently the 5-foot-1 beauty—who has been featured in Import Tuner and invited to a ton of car shows in Cali—was a bouncer at a club in Southern California. She says that she's "well-trained in defensive tactics," which is why the club's manager hired her. That's cool and all. And we're all for her empowering herself. But we think the guy hired her to try and tell her that she was a knockout. And, ya know what? We couldn't agree more.

[Photos courtesy of Wheels and Heels Magazine]