Although the NBA really hurt our feelings and caused plenty of angst during those two unbearable months, most of us were elated at the first sight at an alley-oop or nasty crossover. For others, like comedian Jon Dore, the feeling of betrayal is still sitting unsettled like bad Chinese food in the pits of their stomachs.

Dore decided there was too much damage done, and that it was time to forget his ex and move onto a more loving and respecting league. His rebound happened to be a youth league, where nobody pays to get in, nobody gets paid to play, and you have unparalleled access to the stars. After asking the kids' opinions about the lockout, Dore offers an exclusive chance to be sponsored to wear Conan's new sneaker, the Air Coco. Take the deal, guys!

[via Team Coco]

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