8. The Hope of Your Team Winning the Dwight Sweepstakes
The fun thing about having one of the league's biggest stars on the trade market is that your lowly squad (yes you, Nets and Warriors fans) actually has a chance of landing him. True, the 'round the clock Dwight Howard rumor updates can be annoying, but don't lie, you know you get just a little excited thinking Superman might come save your team. Soundtrack, please!