45. Anthony Mason's Out of Ideas

Lifespan: 1995
Reminds Us Of: Um, his jersey?

Second only to Charles Oakley as New York's most feared enforcer, Mase was known for his cuts, etching everything from inspirational slogans to words of intimidation in his dome. But sometimes even the most creative mind comes up dry. We know you play for the Knicks, Ant. It's on your jersey. Did you really need to carve it in the side of your head too?