47. Shane Battier's Skin Rows

Lifespan: 2003-Present
Reminds Us Of: A sharpei

A head isn't exactly a haircut, but that's exactly why Shane never should have cut his off. A loyal teammate, an intimidating defensive presence, and one of the game's most critical thinkers, Battier might have more in common with one of these pups than he'd like to admit.