12. Vladmir Radmonvic's ????

Lifespan: 2005
Reminds Us Of: Kris Kross

Former Sonic Vlad Rad taped his hair back in the middle of a 2005 playoff series with the Kings. He says it wasn't to make a fashion statement, but to "keep the hair out of my eyes." Now granted, he played relatively well once his vision was clear, but this still begs the obvious: Why not just get a fucking haircut?!