17. Andrei Kirelenko's Way Too Relaxed

Lifespan: 2010
Reminds Us Of: He-Man

Not that we'd want any beef with the guy, but for someone nicknamed AK-47, it's as if Andrei Kirelenko was dedicated to spending his entire career tearing down Russian stereotypes. A tough and hardened people? Not this guy. Andrei cried on the bench during a lackluster playoff performance, failed to take advantage of a free pass to cheat from his wife and recently topped it off with…this. By the power of Grayskull, dude. Get it together.