21. Danny Fortson's Pigtails

Lifespan: 2006-2007
Reminds Us Of: Raggedy Ann

At 6'7, 260, Danny was a physical player, gathering more than his share of fines and technical fouls in a Sonics uniform. But we're not sure if this mess of a haircut was an attempt to appear more friendly or ferocious. Neither worked. We hope he found Andy though.