22. Ron Artest's Golden Ceasar

Lifespan: 2010
Reminds Us Of: Sisqo

Only Ron Artest could come up with something like this. Supposedly an effort to motivate himself during a nationally televised matchup with the Magic, Ron dyed his hair blonde and had "defense" in Hebrew pasted on his skull. Not that the guy ever had a problem taking himself too seriously, but this was a stretch even for him. Surely there were few confused fans in the stands and at home wondering when Sisqo had converted to Kaballah.