Date: 5/19/2011
Event: Chicago White Sox @ Cleveland Indians
Home runs in baseball are badass, but when you get to play a little infield pinball, that's really, really badass. Cabrera breaks up the middle but *Chris Berman voice* "Whoop!" the ball pings off his pitcher. No prob, I'll just scoop and flip—double play. Just like we drew it up on the chalkboard.