93. Kelly Slater Wins 9 World Record Surfing Titles

Date: 10/3/2008
Key Players: Surfer Kelly Slater
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It's one thing for a sports team of revolving talent to win nine world titles, or for a tennis player to win nine Grand Slams, but in surfing, the world title is awarded to the top scoring pro surfer of the year, cumulative, and Kelly Slater was the best surfer in the world for nine years. Not a one-off contest, all year. This is insane.

Aaaaaaand he was on Baywatch and dated Pam Anderson, Bar Refaeli, and Gisele. Fucker!