37. Mascot Collides with Coco Crisp

Date: 8/5/2007
Key Players: Coco Crisp, Boston Red Sox, Seattle Mariner Moose
Video Evidence: Click Here.

Mascots are entertainers, and Seattle baseball fans were no doubt entertained when their Mariner Moose nearly ran down Boston center fielder Coco Crisp while driving an ATV past the Red Sox dugout. Unfortunately we'll never know if the man or the moose would've been the one raped in jail for vehicular manslaughter.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
This was not Mariner Moose's first ATV mishap. In 1995, he broke his ankle when he crashed into the outfield wall while being pulled on skates behind one.