45. Denny Green: "They Are Who We Thought They Were!"

Date: 10/16/2006
Key Players: Dennis Green
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After a loss to Chicago in which his Arizona team led by twenty and forced six Bear turnovers, Cardinals coach Denny Green was asked the secret to his team's defensive success, and replied with his now famous Gertrude Stein-esque rant (which for all its histrionics, was pretty on point: his squad was playing against Rex Grossman for Chrissake). Unfortunately for Green, his spiel became a punchline and he was fired at the end of the season. He's now coaching in obscurity, a.k.a. the United Football League.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Two things that aren't exactly what you think they are: objects in car rear view mirrors and "girls" with Adam's apples.