53. Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
Key Players: Sean Avery, Dallas Stars
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Ice-cold Dallas Stars winger Sean Avery clowned fellow NHL players Dion Phaneuf and Jarret Stoll, who were dating his exes Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter respectively, for falling in love with his "sloppy seconds." We can only hope the five-hole has since been sterilized.
YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The NHL suspended Avery six games for his hilarious, er, classless remark. Dallas cut ties with him completely, placing him on waivers.