55. The Rick Pitino Sex Scandal
Key Players: Rick Pitino, NCAA head coach of the Louisville Cardinals and Karen Cypher
Video Evidence: Click Here.
The Louisville men's basketball coach was supposed to be a devout Catholic and a model husband and father, but after a Louisville employee's wife tried to extort him, then claim he'd raped her, he admitted to knocking her off in the Porcini restaurant bathroom and paying for an abortion. We'll leave the rest for the priests to sort out, but porking in Porcini? We've lost our appetite, thank you very much.
YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
We can't confirm the existence of hell, but when the scandalous Pitino and his Cardinals play at rival Kentucky, he's sure to feel unfriendly fire.