73. Shaq's "Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes" Rap

Date: 6/24/2008
Key Players: Shaquille O'Neal, Miami Heat
Video Evidence: Click Here.

For Shaq, it wasn't enough to taste victory without Kobe Bryant, his Lakers teammate-turned-nemesis who got him traded from sunny L.A. No, the Diesel felt he needed to sexually dominate him (lyrically) by freestyling about his postseason failures and asking him to describe the taste of his ass. Kobe never did, but we're sure the word he was looking for was "Shaq-licious."

Shaq's freestyle took place at rapper Cory Gunz's birthday party, and yes, this is the main reason America might know who the hell he is.