78. Manny Ramirez's In-Game Cellphone Call from the Green Monster

Date: 7/10/2008
Key Players: Manny Ramirez, Boston Red Sox

When you're five and a half innings into a game, and you've been kicking dirt in left field all day, your mind starts to wander. Did I leave the stove on? How's my Pfizer stock doing? So we can hardly blame Manny for ducking into the scoreboard at Fenway and checking in at Ramirez HQ during a pitching change in a home game against the Twins. Just be glad Twitter wasn't big last July.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Professional lipreaders have analyzed the footage, and the verdict is in; Manny is saying "Hey ma, think I forgot to set the DVR this morning, can you make sure we're set to record Charlie Rose tonight?"