Mark Sanchez ain't a player, he just...Well, you know the rest. The Jets QB has been linked to a number of different chicks during his time with the team. But this latest story takes the cake. According to the New York Post, the Sanchize checked into the Moderne Hotel in New York City on Tuesday at around 3 a.m. with a beautiful brunette by his side. She stayed until about 8:30 a.m. when she was spotted leaving the hotel's lobby after saying goodbye to Sanchez. Then, about two hours later, another girl—this time a blonde—was seen heading up to Sanchez's room and leaving with him about 45 minutes later.

Now, the fact that Sanchez only kicked it with the blonde for about an hour leads us to believe that this isn't what it looks like. Except that, well, Sanchez is one of the city's most eligible bachelors, so maybe it's exactly what it looks like. Either way, way to go, son! Your play on the field has left a lot to be desired this season. But your game off it appears to be at a Pro Bowl level.

[via New York Post]

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