The British writer J.G. Ballard once wrote: “She had originally agreed to appear naked, but on seeing the cars informed me that she would only appear topless." Which is his way of saying: one's car says everything about one's personality (and having the right car can drop a pair of panties). Your dream car may be a $300,000 Lambo, but we all know you're never going to own one. In the meantime, even if it's a hand-me-down Chevy, there's no reason to be embarrassed by your ride. We offer 10 cautionary tales--cars that tell tales about their owners, for better or worse.