11. Philadelphia Eagles

Last Week's Rank: 14
Record: 7 - 8
This Week: W @ Cowboys, 20-7
Up Next: vs. Redskins, 1:00 Sunday
Trending: Up

The Eagles won—and lost—on Saturday night. They won versus the 'Boys, but they lost out on their bid to make the playoffs this season when the Giants beat the Jets. Too little, too late, fellas. But, let this be a lesson for next year: You're not going to win any games on paper. You've gotta come to play every week, figure out WTF is going on with your defense, and find a way to keep Michael Vick healthy. Oh, and staying away from the phrase "Dream Team" might be smart, too. Just an idea...—Chris Yuscavage