13. Denver Broncos

Last Week's Rank: 11
Record: 8 - 7
This Week: L @ Bills, 14-40
Up Next: vs. Chiefs, 4:15 Sunday
Trending: Down

Anybody with half a brain could see Tim Tebow's performance on Christmas Eve coming from a mile away. You see, not only is Tim the Second Coming of you-know-who, he's also Santa Claus. How else do you explain a quarterback who throws four picks in a game, including pick sixes on two consecutive plays? This week it's the inaugural Kyle Orton Bowl, wherein the guy who was benched in favor of Touchdown Timmy returns to Denver to try to knock the Broncos out of the playoffs. Neck beards vs. Jesus freaks, who you got?!? —Jack Erwin