Ever wonder where MMA fighters go when they retire? Well, we think we found your answer. Fifteen years ago, Tank Abbott and Scott Ferrozzo fought at UFC 11 with Ferrozzo taking the W by unanimous decision. Fifteen years later? They just held a rematch in someone's backyard in Ohio for an audience of about, eh, we'll say six (and that's being generous!). We'll be honest: We have absolutely no idea who won the match because, A) The video is damn-near 25 minutes long, and B) We really couldn't care less. But, seriously, this is so bad you have to see two minutes of it to believe just how bad it is. Pleeeeeeease give it a rest, guys. [via The Big Lead]