9. Darius Miles

Ride: Cadillac Coupe De Ville, 2007
Complex Says: Since his days on the L.A. Clippers, playing alongside Lamar Odom, Darius Miles wasn't one to shy away from showing off. While falling from the highlight reel and getting cut by the Memphis Grizzlies will greatly reduce those chances on the court, Darius still manages to garner an audience with his customized Cadillac Coupe De Ville. He juiced up the car with hydraulics, big body rims, and--the most oddly excessive alteration of all--an airbrushed mural of a naked woman and Benjamin Franklin on the dollar bill smoking a joint. Although kids aren't ripping Darius Miles posters out of magazine's and hanging them up on their walls, the baller who went straight to the pros from high school ensures that he's nobody's role model.