24. 1997 Ford Escort Wagon Hearse

Key Features: Black canvas covering back windows. Remote-controlled neon interior lights. Custom upholstery.
Complex Says: As you'll soon see, just about every hearse on this list features a hearse made by Cadillac, Buick, or Oldsmobile. There's a good reason for that. Those are the most popular types of hearses and the ones that are the most visually appealing to people who actually need one. But that doesn't mean they're the only kinds of hearses out there. Just take a look at what some poor sap who got saddled with a Ford Escort decided to do to his car. Rather than drive a POS around town, he gutted the inside, made it look like a hearse by covering the back windows with black canvas, and poured about $30,000 into a car that earned a slot in Low Rider magazine for looking exactly like a deathmobile. We commend you for your creativity, buddy. And for making the best out of being the owner of a Ford Escort.