32. Indianapolis Colts

Last Week's Rank: 28
Record: 0 - 5
This Week: L vs. Chiefs, 24-28
Up Next: @ Bengals, 1:00 Sunday
Trending: Down

So this is how the Colts' decade-plus-long string of excellence ends? A long-haired quarterback leading the team into Cincinnati as a touchdown underdog against the Bengals? OK, so the long-haired QB actually ain't half bad (props to you if you picked him up two weeks ago when we told you to—you can thank us later), but this is the nightmare season Indy fans never thought they'd see. It looks like the rest of this season will be spent seeing what they have in Curtis Painter—and whether they'll be in position to draft Andrew Luck come April. —Jack Erwin