Stirling Matheson is an automotive writer, reviewer, and spewer of sarcasm of Indianapolis, IN. When not playing with cool cars, he is working as the Artistic Director of Ballet Theatre of Indiana. Hear his pseudo-sane quips on Twitter and Facebook.
If you like biking, don't move to Africa. If you do, apparently horned herbivores of doom will assault you for no reason. Just watch this insane footage.