There's absolutely no such thing as a "sure thing" when it comes to gambling. But don't take our word for it. Instead, just ask Philly sports talk radio host Howard Eskin. He appeared on a Bay Area radio station last week and said that he would ride across the country on a bike if the Eagles lost to the 49ers over the weekend.

"I will tell you right now," he told KNBR radio hosts Gary Radnich and Larry Krueger, "there is no chance the 49ers will win. Zero. I'll take a bike from Philadelphia to San Francisco [if the 49ers beat the Eagles]. There's no way the Eagles go 1-3. None. Absolutely none."

Sooooooo, how's this box score looking to you right about now, Howie? Safe travels! [via Off the Bench]