Date: August 1, 2006
Location: Denton, Texas
Ride: Ford Crown Victoria

Cops stop you from getting in your car and hitting the road? No problem, just take theirs. That's exactly what this guy does when he's stopped by police in the parking lot of a drug store. This is definitely a blunder on the part of the Denton City sheriff. After he seemingly disappeared, the cop car thief almost gets away. But pesky dust clouds give up his location. Heat fans can rejoice knowing that this criminal is a Mavericks fan.