Location: Buckeye County, Ariz.
Ride: Chevrolet Corvette

This Corvette-thieving driver looks like he's making the cops eat his dust in Buckeye County. After a few evasive moves at 165 mph, he slams into the back of a truck that unfortunately isn't a mirage. While the vehicle is obliterated, the driver gets ejected from the vehicle virtually unscathed. Factor in that he didn't even buckle up and this guy might be, hands-down, the luckiest on this list.