Date: November 24, 1997
Ride: Krispy Kreme Truck
A Wisconsin man decided to steal eight sausages from a mini-mart to kick off the holiday season. He made his escape in a doughnut truck. Not a grandiose theft but, hey, it's the thought that counts. The end of the chase proves to be as dumb as the initial crime. The Krispy Kreme bandit crashes into a parked car and gets sentenced to nine years in prison.