1. Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk's pretty much the prototypical hardworking player who takes care of business on the court and keeps his nose clean off of it. But when you win the NBA Finals after 13 years in the league, you gotta let loose a little. And by a little we mean, swigging from casket-sized bottles of Rose. We ain't mad at you, Dirk. FOH, bandwagoning Weezy though.