13. John Kruk

Years Active: 1986-1995

Team(s): Phillies, Padres, White Sox

Playing Weight: 170 lbs.

These days Krukie is a ubiquitous, mostly vapid commentator for ESPN's baseball coverage. But back in the day, he was a mullet-sporting, tobacco chewing badass, one of the leaders of Philadelphia's beloved NL pennant-winning 1993 squad. Appropriately, he finished his career with some very round numbers: a .300 average and 100 home runs (he also finished his career with only one nut, having lost one to surgery for testicular cancer).