Ayo, Derrick Rose: Getting bored yet thanks to the NBA lockout? Well, we've got a gig for you. Sign with MMG, jump on tour with them, and do your thing on stage every night when Meek Mill comes out to perform his brand-new track, "Derrick Rose," off his new mixtape, Dreamchasers. Hey, it sure beats going out on tour with Yung Berg—or signing with some team out in East Bumblefuck, Europe—right? [via Dat Piff]