Mercury Morris

SPORT: Football
DATE: 8/19/1982
COMPLEX SAYS: During his NFL career, Eugene "Mercury" Morris made history as a member of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only team in NFL history to complete a perfect season (sorry, Pats fans). After retiring from the game, Morris thought moving weight would be the perfect retirement plan. The police finally caught on to Mercury and raided his place where they "seized a large quantity of cocaine, three vehicles, a large sum of money and assorted firearms." Eventually, homie was charged with one count of cocaine trafficking, three counts of cocaine delivery, three counts of cocaine possession, one count of conspiracy to traffic cocaine and one count of marijuana possession. All that dirt on dude who remains one of the most annoying people in sports today.