LeBron Announces He's Taking His Talents to Xinxiang
Or anywhere in China, actually. Hey, China is a growing sneaker market, and there's only so much more growth his signature Nike line can achieve in America. And for someone who lists his main goal as "global icon," why not take the opportunity to spread his brand around the, um, globe? Probably not, though. Maybe if he was a little older, maybe if his Heat had won the title this time around. He's still got too much to do here.