Profession: Quarterback, Dallas Cowboys

Overexposed Pretty Boy

Admittedly, the Cowboys QB 1 (that's how they refer to all quarterbacks in Texas, right? Word to Friday Night Lights!) has gotten better over time. If we'd made this list just a year or two ago, he'd probably be right near the top of it. But we still see waaaaaaay too many photos of Romo golfing, "canoodling" with his girl, and generally doing just about everything except leading the 'Boys to the Super Bowl. Hey, Tony: Win something—anything!—and we'll leave you off of lists like this forever.