Profession: Left winger, New York Rangers

Overexposed Overstayed Pretty Boy

Props are in order for Avery, who has been putting in time in Albany this offseason to lobby for the right for same-sex marriages. But now that we've got this out of the way, let us say this: This guy is the most annoying player in the NHL. Most hockey players don't get to us (they're hockey players, after all!), but between Avery's terrible flops and his cheap tricks (see: the "Avery Rule"), we'd rather get run over by a Zamboni some nights than watch this guy play. SMH.