Profession: Head Coach, Golden State Warriors
Mama, there goes that man! Jackson has done his final NBA broadcast for ESPN or ABC—at least for the time being—and we can only imagine it's because the owner of the Golden State Warriors couldn't stand the lame expressions he used ("HAND DOWN, MAN DOWN!") during live telecasts. We wish you all the luck with the Warriors, Mark—if only because it'll mean we won't have to hear any more of your homespun "wisdom" for a looooong time.