Profession: Former MLB Outfielder
He hasn't played in a game since 2000-and-motherfucking-1 but he'll still do just about anything for a sports headline. From writing books about steroids to making appearances on The Howard Stern Show to booking celebrity boxing matches (and then sending his brother to pose as him), Canseco is like a head cold that just will...not...go...away. Enough is enough, dude. We're officially allergic to your annoying behavior.