Profession: Commissioner, NBA

Blowhard Meddling Preachy

This is the kind of guy that kicks puppies (and likes it), and then tells you in that oh-so-condescending, smug voice how it's just oh-so-perfectly reasonable to him to kick puppies (and like it). Also, that the puppies should be grateful that anyone wants to kick them at all, and no one could possibly kick them better than he can.