Profession: Owner, Oakland Raiders

Meddling Overstayed

Al Davis has single-handedly run one of the most storied franchises in NFL history straight into the ground. Which, judging by the decrepit look that he sports these days, might actually be part of his plan for the afterlife. Now: Can anyone out there run the 40 in 4.3 seconds? Mr. Davis has 58 gazillion dollars he'd like to give you.