4. Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft), 7/20/2011

So, the Vikings punter a.k.a. the least relevant member of the 1,900 players in the union decides to take shots at the league's biggest stars for supposedly trying to cut side deals for themselves and holding up the lockout?! You've got balls, Mr. Warcraft. But we still think that once training camp starts, Kluwe's teammates need to hit him with one of these. Stay in your lane, fam.