Santonio Holmes was happy when the New York Jets decided to give him a new five-year, $50 million contract yesterday. How happy? Well, apparently happy enough to rip his shirt off, pop the top on a bottle of Cristal, and guzzle the entire thing—at one o'clock in the afternoon! We can only imagine that he threw an airplane dance (or two!) into the mix as well. Congrats on getting your paper, player! [via SB Nation]