Channeling his inner Ronaldinho, Coritiba's Maranhao fooled his defender once with some slight of foot trickery. The problem came when he tried to dip his hand in the cookie jar for a second time, and ended up badly failing his dribbling attempt while also breaking his arm in the process. Forget the popular phrase, this play was actually more like adding injury to insult. [via Who Ate All The Pies]