TEAM (YEAR PURCHASED): Detroit Lions (1964)
W-L
(WINNING PCT): 289-398-13 (.413)
COMPLEX SAYS:
 The only thing William Clay Ford can lean on is drafting Barry Sanders...and the buck stops there. One playoff win in his nearly 50 years of ownership, and he stood by Matt Millen's incompetent, racist ass for seven years. Detroit set a record by going 0-16 in '08, plus America is subjected to watching the Lions stink up the joint while trying to digest Thanksgiving dinner every year. Although, with a couple of those new draft picks, Detroit's fortune can change; still get rid of him. #toolittletoolate