WIFEY: Adriana Lima
COMPLEX SAYS:
 Meet the luckiest and most hated scrub athlete on Earth. When you're as ridiculously hot as Adriana Lima, you could have any guy in the world but somehow she ended up with former NBA player Marko Jaric. Nowadays, the Serbian baller is keeping a bench warm in Italy with Montepaschi Siena, but he could probably care less about his basketball career when he gets to come home to a supermodel every night. Fun fact: Did you know that the name Marko is Slovak for "lucky son of a bitch"?