WIFEY: Kim Kardashian
 In a matter of one year, Kris Humphries went from the Nets' power forward no one knew about to the fiance of Kim "100 Percent Real Grade-A Ass" Kardashian. This year, Humphries went on to have a breakout season and average a double-double in points and rebounds. All we know is that Lamar Odom must be pissed after settling for Khloe while this dude scooped up the baddest Kardashian of them all. #biggirlsneedlovetoo